My friend Gabriella and I are in the mountains for a holiday weekend and we have brought our personal doormat with us for moments of relaxation. Returning to the hut after a beautiful day outdoors we find him there, lying on our bed, relaxing by humming … It is simply unacceptable, we scold him immediately and he justifies himself by saying that he had nothing to do, well now we will immediately give him something to Do. Without even getting him out of bed, we get on him and start stepping on him and hitting him with our feet on his face and abdomen. We help each other by holding on to the ceiling beams and pushing with our arms we sink deeper and deeper into his flaccid flesh. It deforms under our weight, particularly when we climb on his face and on his neck until it almost disappears in the mattress: I really think he has learned his lesson and will think about it before relaxing again.