My friend and I are ready to go to the gym. Weve already put on our clothes and just need to put on our socks and trainers. As we go down the stairs, we step on a strange hairy step… Its our slaves head, and we decide to train with him, avoiding the hassle of going to the gym. His head is resting on a cushion placed on a barrel. We start stepping on it with all our weight, first with one foot and then with both. When we speak to him, he cant hear us because his ears are blocked by the cushion and the soles of our feet. We dont give him a moments respite, so we decide to sit on his head with our arses. The weight and suffering double when I sit on my friends lap and he feels our full weight. We lay him out on the floor and jump on him using the sofa. The jumps become higher and stronger, and we enjoy all this training very much. Finally, we make him lie down on the sofa and, taking a running start, we throw ourselves with our bums and all our weight onto his chest. After several jumps, satisfied, we consider our training finished and dismiss him.
