Good boy … lying in the parking lot just like I ordered you to … but you look a little afraid … did you think Id drive over you right away?! No, no … but youre just in perfect position so I can step on your face when getting out of my car. Are you happy that Im wearing my Birkenstocks today? You shouldnt celebrate too early … Ill really make you suffer today … but first, Ill trample you with my Birkenstocks. Theyre meaner than they look … the deep hard tread hurts you a lot and leaves nice marks all over your face! Maybe Ill even take them off and trample you under my bare feet? Yes … but remember, I told you, youll REALLY suffer today! Can you guess it already? Theres something else that has a very mean tread … and also a lot more weight … do you understand?! Yes, Ill drive over you with my car … and instead of feeling the 60kg/132lbs of your mistress, youll get to feel the 550kg / 1200lbs of my cars front tire!
